Game 1
Rolling Blackouts were looking to put the lights out on Los Bierdos to keep the thunder rolling from their previous week victory. Bobbles and fumbles were everywhere from both teams but the Blackouts took the most advantage from it. They were tied at half and the Blackouts started to edge a lead over the Bierdos until the last seconds of the game. Vito Scardello (absent from the first half) appeared in the game to lead his team to victory. On a big 4th down play, in classic style, Vito Scardello zig-zags through the field like a sidewinder and chops up the entire Blackouts defense and finds himself in the end-zone only leaving the blackouts 3 seconds to come back for the lead. It didn't happen. Bierdos paid the bills and got to keep their lights on.
Game 2
When you play the Hot Dogs, you never know what they're going to bring to the table. Hell-on-Wheel had every plan to give them Hell-on-Wheel and kept the game close for the first half. Unfortunately for Hell-on-Wheel, the return of Rusty Needles and his Jaguar Jizz sponsorship helped the Hot Dogs turn the second half into a cream-ation, and it. was. everywhere. Hot Dogs win despite the hot dogs being puked on the sidelines.