Great fans and great plays made this the best Eeyore’s Birthday ever. Some claim that the first half was the best half of UFL in history. Of course, everyone was drinking.        

The first game will start at 1pm and will be the Bierdos vs. Ill Eagles. The second game starts at 3pm and will be the Hot Dogs vs. Unicychos. All games take place at the San Marcos Activity Center at 501 East Hopkins.

Congratulations to all the teams that made it to the playoffs this years. We will be having a short break Easter weekend for the teams to heal up and then the playoffs will start at 1pm on Sunday April 7th. The number 1 and 4 team will play first and the number 2 and 3 [...]

Los Bierdos just barely pulled off the win again against the Hot Dogs. The lead changed places more that 10 times in the game. It came down to the last 20 seconds and Los Bierdos were able to dump a short pass in the end zone to Speed Wobbles. Wobbles ended up having a personal [...]

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The Ill Eagles were dominant during the first quarter of play. The Gnarwhals were throwing bombs into the wind and not blocking at all on offense. They adjusted to these problems by the end of the first half and came within one score. The Eagles held the lead until late into the second half when [...]

There were not just hits. There were lots of hits. There were dislocated fingers and toes. Fans were pulling the joints back in place on the sidelines. Crazyhorse was knocked “what appears to be” slightly unconcious on one of the most vicious hits to be remembered. It was all the Bierdos could do to stay [...]