Ill Eagles 77 - Gnarwhals 59
Los Bierdos 50 - Unicychos 38
Los Bierdos 50 - Unicychos 38
Yesterday afternoon we had a couple of real smackdowns, folks! First up the Rolling Blackouts turned out the lights for the Unicychos. Then the Hot Dogs slapped down the up and coming Creedmoor Dumps in a fierce and heated match. Come out next week when the Gnarwhals take on the Ill Eagles and the Unicychos gear up to play another match, this time against the Los Bierdos!
Rolling Blackouts 46 - Unicychos 27
Hot Dogs 74 - Creedmoor Dumps 45
Two excellent games gave us the start to our tenth season of Unicycle Football.
Ill Eagles took on the reigning champs, Los Bierdos, in a back to back battle ending on a video review of a flag grab by one of the leagues newest players, bush whacker (pending), who saved the game to stop the ill eagles from scoring on their final play.
Recent GUNNGUNNGUNN Fest champions, Harvey Street Herons, played the fresh Gnarwhals with a roster packed full of new riders. Slow Poke, the speedy quarterback for the Gnarwhals helped his team fight tooth and nail to the finish in another final play decision. A run was called short of the touchdown for the Gnarwhals and the Harvey Street Herons held on to the victory.
The Second Annual Gunn Gunn Gunn Fest is almost here, and we couldn’t be more excited! Two days of unicycle football, great bands, BBQ, local vendors, & general tom foolery are just a few days away. Here’s some info for the weekend ahead:
-Canned Food Drive Help stock the San Marcos Food Bank by bringing your canned foods to GGG. Bring 10 cans of food and you get a free raffle ticket.
-School Supply Drive The San Marcos Facial Hair club will be running a school supply drive to benefit local San Marcos students. Cash donations are preferred, but school supplies are welcomed!
-The forecast for the weekend is looking great, with a high of 94 and partly cloudy. Remember to stay hydrated, we’ll have plenty of misters and water stations to help with that.
-Raffle Tickets will be on sale for $1 each, if you buy 5 at once you get an extra for free. Raffle prizes include gift cards and items from: Blooming Day Spa Sara Rosebud Photography The Tap Room AJ’s BBQ Erbert & Gerbert’s Yoga w/ Elise Ilario’s Justin Taylor Tantra Coffeehouse Hair Farmers Texas Skate Red Dawg Hot Yoga Chimy’s The Root Cellar Rhea’s Ice Cream and many more!
Saturday August 2nd
3:00 Los Bierdos vs Hot Dogs
4:00 Illeagles vs Gnarwhals
5:00 Harvey Street Herons vs The Rolling Blackouts
6:00 The Creedmoor Dumps vs Unicychos
3:00 Lion and the Giraffe
4:00 Bipolar Gentlemen
6:00 The Organics
7:00 Loose Leaf
8:00 Henry and the Invisibles
Sunday August 3rd
3:00 Game 1 (winner of day one’s first 2 games)
4:00 Game 2 (winner of day one’s second 2 games)
3:00 Steve & Steve
4:00 Victor Holk
7:00 Red Direct
Season 9 and Stupor Bowl IX of Unicycle Football are now in the books. It was an incredibly well matched season and ended with a bang. The two tops teams battled it out. Unicychos and Los Bierdos. It was back and forth the entire game with the power house Crazy Horse trying to carry his team to the end-zone and a great team effort by Los Bierdos which helped them prevail with victory.
Unicychos Vs Los Bierdos in a Stupor Bowl REMATCH! Join us for this spectacular performance at 3pm at the San Marcos Activity Center. BYOB (No glass). Bring your mothers too for a REAL Mother's Day gift.
There won't be a regular game this Easter Sunday, go love your family and friends, BUT, you can catch the Ill Eagles vs Hot Dogs make-up game at 3:00 pm, Gold Crown Billiards.
Two good games this weekend, the Herons took out the Blackouts to close out their season, and seat the Herons at 5th place for the regular season who will head to the wildcard playoffs.
A very intense game of the Hot Dogs Vs Bierdos ended in a victory for the Hot Dogs and keep the top 4 standings extremely close.
Hot Dogs will play Ill Eagles in a make-up game and Los Bierdos finish the regular season tied for 1st with the Unicychos.
Join the UFL at Sewell park for the Texas Wild Rice Festival
We are playing a pick up game at 3-5 then any one who wants to learn about unicycle football or how to ride, can come to a workshop tent at 5pm!